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Rules

All people must keep the following rules in mind when speaking with Abstract, in or outside of Furcadia.

Please also view my I Am Not... page.

The Rules



* Thou shalt not presume to be my friend without my invitation.

* Thou shalt not be a jackass of any variety in my presence.

* Thou shalt not force thy whines and complaints upon me.

* Thou shalt not pester me with questions or mindless drivel.

* Thou shall not ask for digos.

* Thou shall not ask to date me.

* Thou shalt not converse with me in netspeak.

* Thou shalt remember I may change or add these rules at any time.

* Thou canst kiss my bum if thou doest not like mine ordinance.





N00B/Twink Translation



* DONT THINK WER3 FREINDS UNLES I SAY SO!11!111 OMG LOL

* DONT B AN AS 2 MA11!1 LOL

* DONT COMPLANE 2 ME111!!1! OMG

* DONT BOTHAR ME WIT QUESTIONS11111!! OMG WTF LOL

* DONT ASK M3 FOR DIGOS!1111!

* DONT ASK 2 DAET M311!!111!

* DONT TOK 2 M3 IN NETSPEAK!!!1!111

* I CAN CHANGE THESA RUL3S AT ANY TIEM!11!1! WTF

* U CAN KIS MAH AS IF U DONT LIEK IT1!11!1 LOL





L33T Translation



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Standard English Translation



* We aren't friends unless I say so.

* Don't be an idiot.

* Don't dump your problems on me.

* Don't ask me tons of questions.

* Don't ask me for digos.

* Don't ask to date me.

* Don't talk to me using netspeak.

* I can change these rules any time I want.

* You can kiss my ass if you don't like these rules.





No excuses, no exceptions. You now know the rules.

The Silence Rule

The following people and all of their alts are currently under the Silence Rule by me.

Angelis
Baker
Misou Angel
Mike Jacobson
The Hurricane
daemeon
Latin Snak
Munch
Official
Lindsay
Teepo
Pablo
Ellysia
Mr.Cool.Cookie
Vole - Dec. 22nd 2005
The Cell - Dec. 27th, 2005