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The Wall of Idiocy

I must admit, I have a thing for twinks, morons, jackasses, and the like... that is, I find them hilarious. So I have provided for your amusement and mine, logs of my enounters with such stupidity. I've omitted the names of the innocent and made the poor fools anonymous due to various rules, but at least that denies them bragging rights. :D




P.S. Got your own prime examples of online halfwits? Send 'em to me and I'll add it to my list!


Furre: damn
Furre: damn
Furre: damn
Furre: damn
Furre: fu
Furre: god damn
[ You whisper "You realize that most of the people in there were AFK and didn't even hear you, right?" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "fuck u" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Oh, such a clever retort. Tell me, do you have any other words in your vocabulary?" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "fuck u" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Apparently not. Well, that explains a lot. You have a nice day now. :-)" to Furre. ]
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Furre : NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Furre : NOOOO
Furre : cnvckb
Furre : nfdbpdngfp
Furre : bvcb
Furre : 'cv
Furre : bvc
Furre : bvc
Furre : bcb'Furre : bcbv
Furre : v
Furre : c
Furre : cv
Furre : cv
Furre : vvv
You say, "Stop it already"
Furre : u did it
You say, "Moron."
Furre : dont call me a moron bum
You say, "Then shut up and stop spamming like an idiot."
Furre : dgjdg
Furre : f
Furre : fd
Furre : g
Furre : d
Furre : df
Furre : NOOOOO
Furre : NO
Furre : NO
Furre : be quiet all of u
Furre : or ill kill u
You say, "Furre, just stop. No one cares."
Furre : shut up
You say, "No thanks. :-)"
Furre : bum head
You say, "Bum head? LOL"
Furre : fjgdfhvhgfh
Furre : fgfg
Furre : f
Furre : fd
Furre : df
Furre : d
Furre : shut up
You say, "Omg im a bum hed"
Furre : cuz i can just make new accounts
You say, "YOur point?"
Furre : suck eggs
Abstract laughs. You say, "Ooh, that's a good one."
Furre : shut up
Furre : bastereds
(She was at this point ejected from the map. XD)

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You say, "Furre..."
You say, "please don't AFK at the table"
Furre: Hi absract
You say, "Hi"
Furre: Sniff
Furre sniffles and wipes her eyes
Furre blows her nose
You say, "Okay..."
Furre mutters,"I'll just sit here.....a horrible dream maker. i will just live in depression forever till I make a perfect dream. If not, I'll just comit suicide.
You say, ".."
You say, "I'm sorry, but I cannot stand to sit and listen to such self-pity. I'll see everyone later."
[ Furre whispers, "I'm leaving and may never return. Good-bye. " to you. ]
[ You whisper "I am not interested in hearing self-pity. Please don't talk to me when you're feeling that way." to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "You won't! I'll never return! GOOD-BYE! Waaah!" to you. ]
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Furre: Hi
You say, "hello."
Furre: ok?
You say, "OKay what?"
Fantoche: Did you need help? :-)
Furre: Me?
Furre: Why you ask?
Fantoche: Yes you
Fantoche: Because I'm a helper
Furre: Is it that obvious that I need help?
Fantoche: We all do, to a degree or another
Fantoche: The thing is to let itself be known
Furre: um, I seem to be thinking
Furre: that even if you are a helper
Furre: that I wouldnt tell you anyway
You say, "Okay..."
Fantoche: Then find someone you trust and share it :-)
Furre: No...
Furre: >:|
Abstract cuddles Fant.
Fantoche: Is there anything I can do for you?
Fantoche cuddles her back
Furre: No... you are the one who asked not me,
Fantoche: Well you came to see me with my beloved, so I supposed you needed something
Furre: beloved?
Furre: Oh My God.
Furre: This is a game...
Furre: A @$!? game at that
Furre: you have a beloved?
You say, "We're also dating outside the game, you know."
Furre: That is quite quite sad.
You say, "Furcadia or not, we're still a couple. :-)"
Furre: I couldn't care less
Furre: :-) nice day
You say, "What the...?"
[ You whisper "Abstract snorts, "I don't know what the hell that was about, but you have fun. :-) Bye."" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "Why do you feel the need to whisper me after I left?" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Because you're funny." to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "Sit under a bus." to you. ]
[ You whisper "Abstract grins, "See, another one. :-) You're a riot."" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "Im glad you think so. But why do you continue to whisper me. When I have made it clear that I don't like you." to you. ]
[ You whisper "Then you really shouldn't have come down there and started talking to us. :-)" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "I thought you were interesting people. First impressions are normally wrongly made." to you. ]
[ You whisper "Oh, I doubt you thought that. :-)" to Furre. ]
[ You whisper "What I think is that you were looking for someone to bitch at because you're either angry or bitter for some reason. But that's okay, because we're both happy. And I hope you find something nice too. Bye now!" to Furre. ]
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(You see Furre.) > STICK IT TO THE MAN
Furre: Abstract stfu you dirty negro.
Furre: You sicken me.
[ You whisper "You have a nice day too, you sorry little jackass. :-)" to Furre. ]
[ You whisper "Oh, and get your insults right, twit. I'm not black." to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "lol but you're dirty." to you. ]
[ You whisper "Yes, I'm sure you have proof of this when you've never met me." to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "you didnt deny it" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Just give up, okay? I've dealt with twinks much worse than you." to Furre. ]
[ You whisper "You're paling in comparison, and honestly, it's becoming a bore." to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "lol abstract my penis has more intelligence in it" to you. ]
[ Furre whispers, "insert clever words here" to you. ]
[ Furre whispers, "hahaha" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Abstract sighs, "You just don't get it , do you?"" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "lol stfu you dirty bug" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Your'e a twink. I'm not interested. Shoo. I'm done listening to you babble." to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "ok twink" to you. ]
[ Furre whispers, "your apostrophe is a bit off" to you. ]
[ Furre whispers, "you might want to correct it you dirty bug" to you. ]
[ You whisper "Oh, and we have to make it official, so... "I'm placing yo on the silence rule, never speak to me again, etc..." You know the drill. Have a nice day. :-)" to Furre. ]
[ Furre whispers, "lol" to you. ]
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Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?
Furre: I have a question.
You say, "Oh, I'm sure you do."
Furre: Why wont anyone blow me?
Furre: :-(
You say, "Because you're slimy and pathetic, Furre. :-)"
Furre: Oh, that covers everything.
Furre: Thank you, remind me to send you your paycheck in the mail.
Furre: Oh btw, I like it in the butt.
Furre: Just to cover everything.
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Furre: hi i need help
Furre: on my borg patch
Furre: it said it should have a bomb
Furre: and i cant find the bomb
Furre: cuz i wanna kill people with my borg bomb
You say, "Did you download it somewhere?"
Furre: yeah'
Furre: on
Furre: www.furcadia.com/patches
You say, "Then the only thing you can do is look through the patch again. If it doesn't have it, try emailing the creator (if they have a contact listed) and asking why it's missing."
Furre: do yu know where the bomb is in borg?
Furre: I DONT KNOW THE CREATORS EMAIL
Furre: swish!
You say, "There's no reason to use caps lock."
You say, "I can read your text just fine without it."
Furre: yes there is
Furre: its nice
Furre: it is beter for blind peopel
Furre: JAH
You say, "Well, I have perfect vision."
Furre: okkkkkkkkkkkkk
You say, "So, can we continue with the problem now?"
Furre: OMG
Furre: UR THING
Furre: UR PICTURE
Furre: POIRTARTE
Furre: IT LOOKS SOO GAY
Furre: BECAUSE
You say, "Furre, either sit down and listen, or leave. :-)"
Furre: THOSE ARE FOR GAYS
Furre: THOSE HATS
Furre: AND HANDI CAPS
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Furre: awww crap
Furre: im going back to runescape, free, fun, and no lag
Furre: go to runescape instead
Furre: its free, fun and no F***in' lag
Furre: its the end of furcadia
Furre: Go to runescape everyone. Furcadia is dying
You say, "I hate Runescape."
You say, "It sucks, in all honesty."
Bystander 1: Furre, furcadia just needs a reset, so shush
Furre: no it isnt
Furre: furcadia is dying. Runescape rocks. Think.
You say, "Rufus, think about this. You're in Furcadia, surrounded by Furcadians. Do you honestly think you're going to convince us all to leave, especially after many of us have put money in to the game? We have friends here, many of us have "jobs", dreams, etc... And you want us to drop it all for Runescape."
Furre: uh yes
You say, "Good luck with that, Rufus."
Bystander 2: Abs is logical.
Furre: you can be a member of runescape, and get SUPER AWESOME ITEMS.
Furre: its the end of furcadia! Qucik! everyone into runescape
You say, "Oh just give up, Furre."
You say, "No one cares."
Furre: this is going to be the last time i come here
You say, "Good. Bye. :-)"
Furre: i have one thign to say...
You say, "Let me guess."
You say, "Furcadia sucks?"
You say, "Or "You suck?""
You say, "Something along those lines."
Abstract is still waiting for Furre's clever departing line.
Furre: Damn
Furre: dohp!
Furre: WTF?
Furre: Furcadia blows chunks. Runescape kicks butt
You say, "Oh, there it is!"
You say, "I knew it!"
Furre raises his middle finger when he leaves furcadia forever.
You say, "LOL"
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Furre 1: abtract those are abnormally large jugs for a skinny person implants? (You see Furre 1.) > My breasts sway side to side in a rhythm way. You notice lil hairs poking out of my bikini, they snarl at you with dominance. You then see me bend over and you hear a braaump noise suddenly. "What could it be?" You think to yourself tears falling down your pale cheeks crimson always. I turn to you running away into the sunset leaving only a piece of pubic hair. Furre 2: look Furre 1 shoves her chest out again. "irony how so?" she farts majestically towards abstract Furre 1: LOL its true You say, "You don't have much space to talk, Mr. Pubic Hair. :-)" (You see Furre 2.) > You see a girl running down a road naked her bosoms jiggling ferosiously. She runs up to you grinding you softly "You bitch!!" She slaps you across the face running away crying you notice she has a nice ass. {i wike wong walks on da beech and bjs..............................} Furre 1: you obviously don't have much space to breath with those giant implants. You say, "...Okay, that was a sucky retort." Mark Ravenworth shakes his head as he pulls it back "I do now." Furre 1: as opposed to yours? Furre 1 vomits lovingly on Mark's eyelids. Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: im sorry that was funny Furre 1: LOL Abstract laughs, "That's funny. You think I care about what you think." Furre 1: how would you know what i'm thinking if you don't care what i think? Furre 1: you're a clever one, aren'tcha. Furre 2: LOL HE ORGASMED You say, "Well, at least one of us is. :-)" Abstract AFKs. Furre 1: haha, i beat her with insults, so she played the whole fake-AFK game. Furre 1: rofl iwana You say, "Actually, I'm going to get Taco Bell." Furre 1: suuure. ;-) You say, "Enjoy your pubic hair. :-D" Furre 2: ew Furre 2: r u poor Furre 2: fast food Furre 1: get some more boritos to gain a few 400 more pounds? Furre 1: go buy some proactiv and hydroxicut. You say, "Oh and Shi? Save this log for me. XD" You say, "I want to read it later." Furre 2: she cant afford it Furre 1: rofl anime cha do you watch inuyasha XD ^_^ Shizuo: XD Ok. Furre 1: shitzu Furre 2: lol Furre 2 reaches her hand up willoos nonexistant vag 'why howd that get there' Furre 2: APPARENTLY SHE HASNT NOTICED OUR NAMES Furre 1: or the sarcasm in our desc. Furre 2: we are famous Furre 1: apparently, she's a genuine moron! O.O Shizuo: "I Wanna Bang You" "Will You Touch Me"... big deal. Furre 2: yeah were famous Shizuo: Haha. Furre 1: at least abstract admits in her desc she's ugly Furre 2: in these parts as prostitutes Furre 2: LOL Furre 1: totally Furre 2: singl Furre 2: e Furre 2: online relationships Furre 1: lol good luck finding a boyfriend with all your pimples and rolls on your stomach Furre 1: don't wanna suffocate him or accidentally pop a zit on him while you're sexing hey? Furre 2: she has rolls even when shes standing Furre 2: http://hex-kitten.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/idcopy.jpg Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: THATS HER Furre 2: AAAAAAAH Furre 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH Furre 2: OH GOD Furre 2: MONKEY FACE :~( Furre 2: she cant even get friends to take pictures of her Furre 2: she takes pictures in a mirror Furre 1: ROFL Furre 1: IS THAT REALLY HER Furre 2: YES Furre 2: its on her website Furre 1: hey abstract Furre 1: its called a HAIRBRUSH Furre 1: dayamn Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: and scissor Furre 2: s Furre 1: michael jackson nose Furre 2: gross look at her boobs Furre 1: just like the port Furre 2: theyre like -LOLDOUBLEWATERMELON- Furre 1: lopsided Furre 1: LOL Furre 2: big boobs arent attractive when its on big girls Furre 2: ugh Furre 2: her clothing Furre 2: sucks ass Furre 2: grandma Furre 2: Favorites Movies The LotR series The Matrix TV Shows Invader Zim The Angry Beavers Authors/Books Stephen King Dean Koontz Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: AAAAH Furre 1: ROFL Furre 1: HOLY CRAP Furre 1: HARDCORE NERD Furre 2: Ways to Break the Ice Searching for a conversation topic? Here are some of my interests. Maybe we'll have something in common. :-) Devilsticks Tomb Raider Invader Zim Photography Stephen King Dean Koontz Dragons Fantasy Horror Movies Furre 2: im dying Furre 2: she has a part of her website Furre 2: for like dating Furre 2: ONLINE DATING Furre 2: omfg just go to a night club Furre 2: somebody there drunk enough will bang you Furre 1: lol oh my god Furre 2: the guy might need to have alchohol poisoning to actually make you look better though Furre 2: and need to be crosseyed Furre 1: good luck finding someone nerdy enough to like the same interests AND date you for your looks O.O Furre 2: Like the link that led you here says, yes, I am single. But before you start scheming a way to woo me, please read the following... Furre 2: ego Furre 1: wow Furre 1: major ego Furre 1: which is unnecessary Furre 1: considering i doubt ANYONE would even consider going out with her, let alone following any of her lil dating rules. Furre 1: hay sexy boi Nicolai Valrimont: x.x violation much? Furre 2: lmaooo Furre 1: rofl Furre 2: sounds like pokemon Furre 1: LOL Furre 2: look at her art Furre 1: whose Furre 2: DDR System-Free Dance Pad I'm addicted to DDR, but I can't afford to buy a PS2 just to play it, so this works. But if you want to buy me a PS2, I'll be just as happy. :-P The dance pad can be found here. Furre 2: LOL Furre 2: CANT AFFORD A PS2 Furre 2: OH GOD Furre 1: ROFL Furre 2: wait Furre 2: http://hex-kitten.tripod.com/id4.html look its gross :~( Furre 1: oh Furre 1: sweet jesus Furre 2: the art Furre 1: what the hell are those morbidly ugly excuses for pictures spewed with disgusting colours Furre 1: ok im bored Furre 1: im going to make kirra a site Furre 2: dorkus
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Furre: hi [ Hello ] Furre: do u have a mate [ I am a small glass filled with liquid. ] Furre: wats that suposed w mean [ How can you possibly misinterpret that? ] Furre: i was kiddin [ lol ] Furre: wanna b my mate???? [ I told you, I am a small glass filled with liquid. how can I have a mate? ] Furre: well can i drink u :oD [ That hardly qualifies. ]
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["How can I help you? :)]
Furre: Probably mostly by fucking off
[Now how would that be helpful to you? You can't even watch!]

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[22:54] kaeebler: Hey you lookin for any romance tonight? [22:54] theystolemypiggy: ...what? [22:54] kaeebler: You know get your mind off things [22:55] theystolemypiggy: Um. No. Not really. [22:55] kaeebler: Well cant blame a Homie for Tryin can ya [22:56] theystolemypiggy: Try elsewhere. :) Now and in the future. [22:56] kaeebler: FUCK CHILL SHIT god you aint nothin special shit [22:57] theystolemypiggy: Then you really should stop wasting your time talking to me. [22:57] kaeebler: I will Fat ass [22:57] theystolemypiggy: Bye. :) [22:58] theystolemypiggy: Btw, don't bother with insults against my physical being. You don't know what I look like, so they kind've fall flat. [22:58] theystolemypiggy: Much like your personality.

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