I Am Not...
...your 24/7 on-call personal Helper. I don't even have a badge yet. Ask the Beekins.
...interested in hearing your complaints about a problem you "can't" fix. Note: I can usually tell when "can't" really
...here all the time. Don't expect an immediate response from me. I'll get to you when I can, don't freak out.
...your friend unless I say so. I don't take friendships lightly, so expect a "no" if you're a stranger asking me to be your